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Life is too Short to Wear Pantyhose by Suzy Toronto
Life is too Short to Wear Pantyhose by Suzy Toronto
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Life is too Short to Wear Pantyhose by Suzy Toronto...
"I can't think of anmythng more uncomfortable, claustrophobic or irritation than a pair of pantyhose. Whoever invented them either hated women, was into sadistic torture or, at the very least, never tried a pair on themselves. I'd rather have a root canal than shimmy and shake myself into a pair. Much less prodeed to wear them all day. It doesn't help that such stockings are usually associated with some sort of confining, unyielding, contoured shoe that squeezes the life out of my feet. Besodes, how can I show off a new pedicure, thiny toe rings and funly flip-flops If I'm squeezed into such a ridiculous contraption! Live is just too short to wear pantyhose!"
"I can't think of anmythng more uncomfortable, claustrophobic or irritation than a pair of pantyhose. Whoever invented them either hated women, was into sadistic torture or, at the very least, never tried a pair on themselves. I'd rather have a root canal than shimmy and shake myself into a pair. Much less prodeed to wear them all day. It doesn't help that such stockings are usually associated with some sort of confining, unyielding, contoured shoe that squeezes the life out of my feet. Besodes, how can I show off a new pedicure, thiny toe rings and funly flip-flops If I'm squeezed into such a ridiculous contraption! Live is just too short to wear pantyhose!"
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Life is too Short to Wear Pantyhose by Suzy Toronto...
"I can't think of anmythng more uncomfortable, claustrophobic or irritation than a pair of pantyhose. Whoever invented them either hated women, was into sadistic torture or, at the very least, never tried a pair on themselves. I'd rather have a root canal than shimmy and shake myself into a pair. Much less prodeed to wear them all day. It doesn't help that such stockings are usually associated with some sort of confining, unyielding, contoured shoe that squeezes the life out of my feet. Besodes, how can I show off a new pedicure, thiny toe rings and funly flip-flops If I'm squeezed into such a ridiculous contraption! Live is just too short to wear pantyhose!"